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THE U.S. COMEDY CONTEST

WE ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR THE 17TH ANNUAL U.S. COMEDY CONTEST THIS SEASON! 

Sign ups are now open!


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This is the oldest and most respected comedy contest in
​Los Angeles. EST. 2003
Starting again in October 2019


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U.S. COMEDY CONTEST!

THE ONLY CONTEST WITH A TWO YEAR AND UNDER AND HEADLINER CONTEST RUNNING SIMULTANEOUSLY!

CONGRATS TO THE 2019/20 YEARS WINNERS


2 year winner
RYAN JOSEPH

Headliner Winner

DEVIN CLARK
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​SIGN UPS ARE NOW OPEN!
The next contest runs
​NOVEMBER-FEBRUARY 2020-21
​this year the audience will be the judge during the preliminary rounds via text.


Preliminary rounds

November

12th 2 year
13th headliner
19 2 year
20 headliner

December

3rd 2 year
4th headliner
10th 2 year
11th Headliner
17th 2 year
18th Headliner


January


7th 2 year
8th headliner
14th 2 year
15 headliner
21 2 year
22 headliner
28 2 year
29th headliner

​WILD CARD
4th 2 year
5th headliner



SEMI FINALS
February
19th 2 year

20th headliner


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FINALS
​February
25 2 yr and under
​26th headliner
2 year and headliner



​READ ALL INFO BELOW!

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Comics win money, prizes, a trophy, gigs, a management contract and most importantly the title of the winner of
THE ​U.S. COMEDY CONTEST
ALL SIGN UP INFORMATION
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!
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Produced by Rebekah Kochan and Dante
and Golden artists entertainment

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 Dante has been a professional comedian for 33 years. He's opened for Richard Pryor, Robin Williams and more. He has performed for more US troop than any other comedian except Bob Hope. He was a top 10 cast member on NBC's Last Comic Standing! He holds the record for winning the most B.E.T. Comedy Awards.

Rebekah was the comedy host of the AVN awards on showtime to over 40 million people. She has been a comedian for over 10 years. She is a B horror movie star and a Gay Icon from her role as Tiffany in all the Eating Out comedy films.

Dante and Rebekah tour all over the world together 40 weeks a year,
​and they were both Joan Rivers writers for E! Fashion Police.  They also own Golden Artists Entertainment and are always looking for new clients.

The contest takes place only once a year
 in Los Angeles. 

Each year 2 winners are crowned. There are two categories of the contest, the headliner contest and the 2 year and under contest. The contest finals is judged by headlining comics, agents, managers, celebrities, comedy bookers, club owners and sometimes random audience members. The comedians are judged on a scale of 1-5 (5 being best) in 4 categories....stage presence, material, audience response and Judges own opinion. This is an extremely fair system set up to make sure that the best comic wins.

2020: Prelim rounds will utilize text to vote (NO JUDGES) so the audience decides who will make it to the finals!


The above system will be used for the finals. But the preliminary rounds will be judged by the audience via text.

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 The contest this year

THE U.S. COMEDY CONTEST!

The contest will start again on November 12th 2020. It will be have weeks of preliminary rounds, A wild card week, and a semi finals all on zoom at THE SECRET COMEDY CLUB online!

All preliminary rounds until the semi finals and finals are judged by the audiences watching the zoom show at the end of the shows.
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With the finals taking place Saturday February 27, 2020 6pm

IF you compete this year and place 2nd, 3rd, or possibly 4th, you have made it to the Semi Finals on February 19th 2 year 20th headliner

IF YOU COME IN FIRST PLACE IN PRELIMS THIS YEAR, YOU ARE IN THE FINALS

Sign up info at the bottom of the page!

SOME past winners

SOME OF OUR PAST WINNERS INCLUDE
ANTHONY JESELNIK, STEPHAN GLICKMAN, TONY BAKER,
JERRY GARCIA, CHRIS NEFF, NATE HURD,
SALLY MULLINS, SAM COMROE, JAY CRAMER,
Granison Crawford, Jose Raymond, Natalie Gray
K.I.L.Theodrick, Josh Kreps, Shannon Corder,
​James Hancock III, Devin Clark,  Ryan Joseph
​ and many more.

PAST CONTESTANTS of note INCLUDE
CHRIS D'elia, Whitney Cummings, Katrina law

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2 time contest winner SAM COMROE
​kicked ass on America's Got Talent!
EMAIL US HERE
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HOW TO SIGN UP AND RULES!

ANNOUNCING THE 17TH ANNIVERSARY of THE U.S. COMEDY CONTEST!

READ EVERYTHING!!!
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This is the biggest comedy contest in the US. Unlike other contests, this one is only held once a year and has the respect of comics and the industry!


Past winners have gone on to doing big movies, star in sitcoms, reality shows, playing the road and even starring on Broadway!
We invite tons of industry and many comics who win or don't win receive many offers from agents and managers!!! The producers also Manage people and have picked up many new clients from this contest.


Past winners include
Anthony Jeselnik, Chris Neff, Stephen Glickman, Nate Hurd, Tony Baker, Natalie Grey, Jerry Garcia, Grannison Crawford, Jordan Pease, Sam Comroe, KIL Theodrick, Devin Clark and Sally Mullins.

Here is how it works:

There are 2 categories……
2 year and under - You must have done comedy for less than 2 years. Some times people may have done comedy for a few months years ago and then got back into it this year. That is ok. As long as there is not dispute that you have done this over 2 years. 3 min spots!
Headliner - This is for everyone who wants to sign up for it. Even if you have done comedy less than 2 years, you can sign up for this category. 5 min Spots!


All preliminary rounds until the semi finals and finals are judged by the audiences watching the zoom show at the end of the shows. Anyone watching those shows can vote once. Including producers.

The Contest's preliminary rounds will be held on multiple nights at THE SECRET COMEDY CLUB online on ZOOM! THIS YEAR THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT!
The 1st place winners in both categories move on directly to the Finals.
Each night the top 2-3 winners in each category will move on, depending on how many people sign up. All of those winners move directly to the Semi Finals. Unless you are 1st place, then again you move directly to the finals.

FLYERS: Flyers are made pro bono and are not
guaranteed. If your week has a flyer, you will only be included on it if you signed up before the Monday of your performing week.

JUDGES AND CONTEST RULES
this year all of the preliminary rounds will be judged by the audience via text. The finals will have celebrity judges as described below.



All preliminary rounds until the semi finals and finals are judged by the audiences watching the zoom show at the end of the shows. Anyone watching those shows can vote once. Including producers.

Judges are made up usually of Industry professionals, Celebs, Past Winners, Headliners and sometimes random audience members with no affiliation with comedians.
There are usually 3-12 judges per night. Past judges have included Jan Smith the booker of the Ice House, Producer of ROSANNE Allan Stephan, Malika Kinison (Sam Kinisons widow), Sherri Strain producer of over 40 films, Frank Kelly owner of the Jon Lovitz Comedy club, Rowdy Roddy Pipper from WWF/WWE (RIP), Kid Reed of Kid and Play, Stephan Isreal producer of the film Swimming with Sharks, Agents and Managers and tons of comedy bookers, to name a few.
Judging is based on 4 category’s,
1. Stage Presence
2. material
3. audience response
4. Judges own opinion.
They are instructed to give 1-5 points to each comic in each category. The most points you can earn per judge is 20 points.
Comics in the 2 year and under category are given 3 minutes and in the headliner it is 5 minutes. You may go over you time by 59 seconds, however you will be deducted 4 points from ever judge for every minute you go over your time. NO POINTS DEDUCTED FOR GOING UNDER YOUR TIME! This year the audience may also have a vote say on the winners. We are working on this.

You may sign up for THE WILD CARD night if you do not make it your first time. I highly recommend signing up for one of the 1st nights of the contest in case you want one more shot. If you re-sign up then you have to buy in again. If you make it to the finals or Semi Finals there are no more sign up fees! As long as there are spots open, you can resign up.
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THE WILD CARD SHOW IS FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY ENTERED THE CONTEST AND DID NOT MAKE IT..
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IT IS A $32 SIGN UP FEE ONLINE , WITH NO MONEY GOING TO WINNERS THAT NIGHT. THE PRIZE FOR THAT NIGHT IS THAT 1ST AND 2ND PLACE WINNERS FROM THAT NIGHT GO DIRECTLY TO THE FINALS AND SKIP THE SEMI FINALS. MONEY FROM THIS SHOW IS NOT PUSHED TO THE FINALS AND DANTE AND REBEKAH ARE ALLOWED TO JUDGE THAT NIGHT ONLY. However they never have.


This Contest is produced by DANTE (Last Comic Standing, BET's Comic View, writer for Joan Rivers, Director of the films Bro What Happened? and UNFALLEN, Headliner for 30 years.) and Rebekah Kochan (star of over 20 horror films, Gay Icon, Comic host of the 2014 AVN awards, movie producer, writer for Joan Rivers). Together they own GOLDEN ARTISTS ENTERTAINMENT. It is a full service Ent. Company that makes films, books live acts and Dante manages comedians, actors and celebrities. They are not allowed to vote as judges in the contest. (Except on the wildcard night) Their role is to produce the contest, settle disputes in judging and make sure the contest is the most fair contest possible.
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Comics must be at the zoom show 1 hour before start time. This is when we draw randomly for spots. Please promote and remember that the audience vote this year during all preliminary rounds up until the finals.

Some comics may be added to the contest or Semifinals or Wild Card depending on if they win sister contests. Like the WORLD SERIES OF COMEDY!


Shows begin at 6pm PST, contestants MUST be on ZOOM by 5pm.

Guest tickets are only $5 dollars per person. Semifinals are $10 and Finals are $20.

Promote and invite people or you will perform to comics and Judges only!.


IF YOU ARE IN THE FINALS you must be on zoom by 5pm or you may be disqualified.


If you do not get passed your first night, you may sign up again for the contest, but you must pay fee again.
If you register and miss your spot when the emcee announces you, you will be disqualified that night and will lose registration money. Believe it or not, people have run off to do another spot or went to the bathroom and lost their spot in the contest.
You must follow the rules of the club and of the state. No drugs or fighting will be allowed. No destroying of stage or club will be allowed. If the bar or club throws you out for any reason you lose your spot and registration fee.
Money, registration and prizes

To sign up for the contest please send an e mail ASAP to Dante@goldenartistsentertainment.com ONLY!!!!!!!.

Let us know your full name, phone number, category ( 2 year and under or headliner) and that you have read all the rules. And most importantly PICK A DATE and let us know! TITLE YOUR EMAIL : COMEDY CONTEST SIGN UP If you are paying your entry fee by paypal in advance, do it first, then send the email to us stating you have paid at paypal. Please do this all together as its too confusing to have you sign up then pay later by paypal. Or VENMO @Dante-Rusciolelli


Entry fee is $32 in advance by paypal and must be paid as you register for the contest. Paypal address is dante@comicdante.com.
Or VENMO @Dante-Rusciolelli

Comics if you cancel your spot 72 hours before your contest you will be returned your entry. Or if you need to switch days later, you may as long as that date is still open!

Money will be used as follows:
½ of the money collected will go to the winners of the preliminary shows. It is paid out that night!
¼ of the money to pay the winners of the finals, trophies, gifts, to pay an emcee, employees and so on.
¼ of the money will go to the producers to cover production.

Most of the money is given out during the prelims.

$50 will be taken out of the contest money each night to pay the Emcee and zoom DJ! $25 from each category. So winners each night will have this subtracted from winnings.
(We like to pay people)



Prizes include-
Cash, a 1 year management contract with GOLDEN ARTISTS ENTERTAINMENT, a trophy, title for one year as the winner of THE US COMEDY CONTEST, announcements of Winners on multiple comedy industry websites, gifts provided by sponsors and booked gigs.


A paid gig to the 1st place winners at Canyon Cowboy
in Canyon Lake California produced by Melissa Greenberg
http://www.thecanyoncowboy.com/events#event=6534556

A possible paid gig for the headliner at Clearwater Casino near Seattle! Has to be cleared by casino.


​ We usually hear of more paid gigs that will be prizes as the contest goes on. DANTE also books road work and usually gets the winners work right away.
If we do not have enough contestants signed up on a particular night, then the contest that night may be canceled and you will be returned your registration fee. However in 17 years that has never happened.

This is the biggest and most respected comedy contest in the U.S., so please sign up early as we always are over booked!!!!! You DO NOT need to be from the united states to enter!

SOME COMICS MAY BE ADDED TO THE SEMI-FINALS OR FINALS FROM WINNING QUALIFYING COMEDY CONTESTS THAT WE PARTNER WITH.

COMICS!
FOLLOW and TAG us on twitter
@USComedyContest

@REBEKAHKOCHAN
@DANTETHECOMIC
@GoldenArtistsLA
@thesecretcomedy
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Please promote the show that you are on. The size of the audience will depend on the promotions of the comics. OR YOU WILL BE PERFORMING FOR JUST JUDGES!!!
​IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO KNOW WHAT TIME TO BE AT THESE SHOWS.
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ALL SHOWTIMES & TIMES TO DRAW FOR SPOTS ARE LISTED ON THIS SIGHT. DON'T WAIT FOR OR EXPECT AN EMAIL.

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR FINDING OUT WHEN AND WHERE TO BE!!! Each year comics show up at the shows at showtime and expect to go up. Nope. You missed out! Sorry not our fault. YOU DRAW FOR SPOTS
IGN UPS ARE NOW OPEN!
The next contest runs
​NOVEMBER-FEBRUARY 2020-21


Preliminary rounds

November

12th 2 year
13th headliner
19 2 year
20 headliner

December

3rd 2 year
4th headliner
10th 2 year
11th Headliner
17th 2 year
18th Headliner


January


7th 2 year
8th headliner
14th 2 year
15 headliner
21 2 year
22 headliner
28 2 year
29th headliner

​WILD CARD
​4th 2 year
5thheadliner



SEMI FINALS
February
19th 2 year

20th headliner


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FINALS
​February
25th 2yr and under
26th Headliner
2 year and headliner

​AND GO OVER RULES AT 5PM!!!!


Again,
To sign up for the contest ...

1. Please send an e mail ASAP to
Dante@goldenartistsentertainment.com ONLY.

2. Pick a preliminary date.

3. Let us know your full name, phone number, Email, category ( 2 year and under or headliner) and that you have read all the rules. Also let us know if you have paid by paypal!
Or VENMO @Dante-Rusciolelli


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